benedictcollins

ben-c:

I’m back bitches

and lucky for you shits I get paid next week and have nothing to spend my money on so here ya go

let’s fuckin do this

please read this shit or u will prob miss smth important actually no u most likely wont its all v basic but im fucking funny so read it anyway

as always, if there’s an item you don’t want, or something you’d rather have, yes I will substitute unless I’ve already ordered the thing

alternatively, if there’s a thing you don’t want, you can opt to have it sent to someone else

ok anyway here we go with the list that’s always the same in every giveaway except if I don’t write it down ill get a million asks about it

fucking dumbass rules I shouldn’t have to write down:

  •  yes u have to follow me im building an army
  • reblogs and likes both count duh
  •  I’ll ship anywhere
  • giveaway blogs are fine I literally don’t care
  • reblog as much as you want once again, shockingly, I don’t care
  • if u have any questions feel free to ask me!!
  • but if they are already answered anywhere in this post I will probably give a frustrated sassy reply that will slightly offend u
  • be careful
  • I will sass u the fuck out
  • its what I do
  • its who I am

the things in the thing:

  • cool ass motherfucking vintage camera I found on sale look at this motherfucking thing holy shit
  • the 4th doctors scarfthis shit is 6 feet long I do not mess around let me tell you son
  • sherlock seasons 1-3 dvds (yes I can order in whatever region u want)
  • sherlock bag
  • tardis converse (yes of fucking course I will order them in custom size for the winner don’t even fucking ask)
  • doctor who charm necklace
  • A CLOCK WITH ALL THE DOCTORS ON IT THIS SHIT IS SO COOL DON’T EVEN PRETEND YOU DIDN’T GET AT LEAST A LIL EXCITED 50 YEARS OF TIME AND SPACE HAVE COME TOGETHER TO ALLOW THESE 12 DOCTORS TO BE ARRANGED INTO A PERFECT CLOCK SHUT THE FUCK UP
  • one of my favourite book trilogies hell yea look at this golden work of literature you can be fandomy and fucking cultured. (yes everyone who reads is cultured. it’s the law.)
  • SUPER CUTE ASS MATCHING MOON NECKLACE AND EARTH RING THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARENT EVEN BY THE SAME PERSON BUT THEY MATCH SO FUCKING WELL I HAD TO INCLUDE BOTH      

and as usual additional thingies:

  • if this gets 5k notes I’ll add a book of the winners choice
  •  if it gets 10k I’ll add any one season of a show of the winners choice on dvd/bluray
  • it if gets 25k I’ll add a gay ass painting of whatever the winner wants (keeping in mind that I cannot draw everything) (but I CAN draw gay porn) (eyyy)
  •  if it gets 50k I’ll add any item from thinkgeek.com that’s 25$ or less
  • if it gets 100k I’ll add 2 concert or play tickets to the live performance of the winners choice

yes the list is cumulative

no don’t ask me what cumulative is jesus christ just google it

do you know how many asks I always get about that shit

same with asking where I got certain items just reverse image search them omfg

why don’t you people ever use google it iS THERE FOR A REASON okay im sorry im done

ahem

okay

this is gonna end on july 1st because that is both my country and my dog’s birthday (we all know my dog takes precedence here)

good luck cuties

friendly reminder that you are wonderful and a lot of people love you probably

elementary-mydeardoctor

piertotum-locomottor:

Guess who’s back, back again… Elo’s back, tell a friend.

I just reached 12K followers, and I want to celebrate it with you, sweeties. Because you deserve more than a hug.

This giveaway contains:

 ★ The new Catching Fire inspired mockingjay pin. The Odds Will Be Deffo On Your Favor. (x)

 ★  A Timelord pocket watch. Time will be in your hands.

 ★ A brand new Supernatural T-Shirt. (Don’t worry sweeties, the size won’t be a problem)
 ★ A signed picture of Tom Hiddleston. HIS FUCKING HANDSOME BRITISH HANDS TOUCHED IT.
 ★ A Tardis stainless Lunch Box. Bigger on the inside, yo. (x)
 ★ A Gryffinclaw scarf. ‘Cause loving just one house is way too mainstream.

★ The new collection of The Avengers Colognes, including Loki’s; Mischief. (x)

    ✰ Cap’s: Patriot. May contain freedom.

    ✰ Tony’s: Mark VII.Stand up to sonsofabitch.

    ✰ Hulk’s: SMASH!Forget science. Smash things.

    ✰ Thor’s: Worthy. Feel like a demigod.

    ✰ Loki’s: Mischief. Will you kneel before it?

    ✰ Nick Fury’s: Infinity formula. RULE ‘EM ALL.

    ✰ Widow’s: F.S.R.E. Just like in Budapest.

★ Rules & Requirements:

    ✰ You’re not Tom Hiddles, so you must be following me, at least until the giveaway ends.

    ✰ If you have any question, leave it here <3.

    ✰ I ship absolutely everywhere, including Narnia, Asgard and Hogwarts.

    ✰ Likes count.

    ✰ If the winner does not appear after 48 hours, I’ll  choose another.

✰ I’ll choose a winner December the 24th.

May the gods be ever in you favor!

✰PLUS: If this gets 35K, I’ll add my precious Gryffindor robe.UPDATE: Now that you have finally reached 35K, I propose you something; reach 50K and I’ll add my Katniss & Peeta pillows and 6 Fandom - Inspired Nail Polish Bottles. (IDK, just tell me your faves and I’ll buy them!) Packs count too! <3 (Superwhoavengelock, Team Free Will, The Golden Trio…)

✰ UPDATE 2.0: After reading all your requests, I’ve finally made up my mind. These are the chosen items that will be added when you all reach 86K:

            ★ 19 Harry Potter inspired wands.

            ★ Tenth’s and Eleven’s Sonic Screwdrivers.

            ★ A Crochet Loki Plushie.

            ★ A Samulet.

doctor-on-a-dino

monobeartheater:

malapropsbookstore:

infinitywhale:

gunpowderchant:

Get your facts straight, CNN.

If you didn’t know, Stephen Colbert is a literal expert on Lord of the Rings. He went onto the sets of one of the films and managed to beat the resident lore expert in a trivia contest. Someday he will die and Death will come, and he will live forever by challenging him to a contest of LoTR trivia.

Headcanon accepted.

friendly reminder that when they were making armor for the monsters in the LOTR movies colbert came on set and gave tips to improve and make them more accurate

doctor-on-a-dino
doctor-on-a-dino:

antfucker98:

mccoy-being-angry-at-things:

time-travel-and-madness:

smiley18962:

imakegoodlifechoices:

I’ve begun silently fighting back against jerks on the subway who sit as spread out as possible. Basically I match your stance.
This guy was sitting on the train with his knees splayed and his hands on the seat to either side of him. So I slowly backed up into the seat next to him forcing him to either move his hand or have me sit on it. Then I spread my knees equally wide and stuck my elbows out just as far.
It’s amazing how uncomfortable this makes men.
Eventually he closed his knees more (so I closed mine.) The ladies across from me noticed this silent warfare and were slightly confused. When he finally got off the train and I sat like a “lady” they realized what I did and grinned at me.
Yep. This is my new thing to do on the subway.

ur a little rebel i like u

pssst hey You know why most guys sit like that?It’s a body language signal known as a “crotch display” and it’s used to show dominance/confidence. This is why guys get uncomfortable when women do this, and also why women are told to sit “like a lady” - basically, without the crotch display. When women do it, they’re telling all the dudes that they’re either stronger or on equal standing with them. 
So I say right on, ladies! Go for it. 

NONONOWE DO  NOT SIT WITH OUT LEGS SPREAD BECAUSE WE WANT TO ‘SEXUALLY DOMINATE THE SCENE’ OR WHATEVER BULLCRAP YOU WANT TO COME UP WITH.WE SIT LIKE THAT BECAUSE WE HAVE TESTICLES IN THE MIDDLE THAT ARE FUCKING SENSITIVE TO HEAT AND PRESSURE, MAKING IT MORE COMFORTABLE TO SPREAD OUR LEGS.
WE CLOSE OURS WHEN YOU ‘IMITATE’ US BECAUSE WE REALISE YOU WANT MORE SPACE AND SO WE BE POLITE AND GIVE IT TO YOUWE SIT LIKE THIS ANYWHEREHOW ARE WE OPRESSING YOU WHEN WE SIT LIKE THIS ON OUR OWN, IN PRIVATE?
JESUS FUCK
NOT EVERYTHING IS THE GODDAMN PATRIARCHY

thank you for the cissexism :)

YES YES YES
This is literally how all guys sit.
I am a very feminine guy, and still i sit like this. 
It isn’t a show of masculinity or sex dominance.
I have neither of those.
You know what i do have?
Testicles that dont like being pinched in jean fabric.
I’m not saying that you shouldn’t do that, because i’m sure its probably amusing. BUT I SWEAR TO GOD. IF YOU DO IT BECAUSE GUYS ARE SHOWING OFF THEIR COCKS THROUGH THEIR PANTS I WILL KICK YOU IN YOUR FUCKING FACE

All of the latter posts

doctor-on-a-dino:

antfucker98:

mccoy-being-angry-at-things:

time-travel-and-madness:

smiley18962:

imakegoodlifechoices:

I’ve begun silently fighting back against jerks on the subway who sit as spread out as possible. Basically I match your stance.

This guy was sitting on the train with his knees splayed and his hands on the seat to either side of him. So I slowly backed up into the seat next to him forcing him to either move his hand or have me sit on it. Then I spread my knees equally wide and stuck my elbows out just as far.

It’s amazing how uncomfortable this makes men.

Eventually he closed his knees more (so I closed mine.) The ladies across from me noticed this silent warfare and were slightly confused. When he finally got off the train and I sat like a “lady” they realized what I did and grinned at me.

Yep. This is my new thing to do on the subway.

ur a little rebel i like u

pssst hey 
You know why most guys sit like that?
It’s a body language signal known as a “crotch display” and it’s used to show dominance/confidence. 
This is why guys get uncomfortable when women do this, and also why women are told to sit “like a lady” - basically, without the crotch display. When women do it, they’re telling all the dudes that they’re either stronger or on equal standing with them. 

So I say right on, ladies! Go for it. 

NO

NO

NO

WE DO  NOT SIT WITH OUT LEGS SPREAD BECAUSE WE WANT TO ‘SEXUALLY DOMINATE THE SCENE’ OR WHATEVER BULLCRAP YOU WANT TO COME UP WITH.

WE SIT LIKE THAT BECAUSE WE HAVE TESTICLES IN THE MIDDLE THAT ARE FUCKING SENSITIVE TO HEAT AND PRESSURE, MAKING IT MORE COMFORTABLE TO SPREAD OUR LEGS.

WE CLOSE OURS WHEN YOU ‘IMITATE’ US BECAUSE WE REALISE YOU WANT MORE SPACE AND SO WE BE POLITE AND GIVE IT TO YOU

WE SIT LIKE THIS ANYWHERE
HOW ARE WE OPRESSING YOU WHEN WE SIT LIKE THIS ON OUR OWN, IN PRIVATE?

JESUS FUCK

NOT EVERYTHING IS THE GODDAMN PATRIARCHY

thank you for the cissexism :)

YES YES YES

This is literally how all guys sit.

I am a very feminine guy, and still i sit like this. 

It isn’t a show of masculinity or sex dominance.

I have neither of those.

You know what i do have?

Testicles that dont like being pinched in jean fabric.

I’m not saying that you shouldn’t do that, because i’m sure its probably amusing. BUT I SWEAR TO GOD. IF YOU DO IT BECAUSE GUYS ARE SHOWING OFF THEIR COCKS THROUGH THEIR PANTS I WILL KICK YOU IN YOUR FUCKING FACE

All of the latter posts